Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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