it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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