I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
