There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
