best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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