That's intense
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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