Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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