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Puke
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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