a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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