At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
