So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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