i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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