i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
send nudes
from the living room?
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