holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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