Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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