im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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