I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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