Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I need to stop coming to work sober
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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