They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize