Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
