Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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