i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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