Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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