They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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