Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
