She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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