problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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