your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
