quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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