we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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