Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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