Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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