I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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