Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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