So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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