I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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