So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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