Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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