I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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