The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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