Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples