Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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