: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Sext me about skeletons
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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