Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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