I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.