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• (623): View more from Arizona

  So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  there is no way he can be that small

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  look on the bright side he'll over comepensate

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me

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  dont be selfish, show some boob

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool

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  Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five

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• (716): View more from New York

  I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'

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• (310): View more from California

  I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.

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  Make one for john too.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?

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