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(502): View more from Kentucky

new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

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(502): new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home http://tfl.nu/1gm8

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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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(804): "Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to http://tfl.nu/kp09

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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(610): I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin! http://tfl.nu/gtgt

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.

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(204): I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks. http://tfl.nu/ehmv

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(650): View more from California

Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it

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(650): Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it http://tfl.nu/zs3i

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(972): View more from Texas

I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.

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(972): I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me. http://tfl.nu/5z1z

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(850): View more from Florida

I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day

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(850): I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day http://tfl.nu/lnlc

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(708): View more from Illinois

We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance

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(708): We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance http://tfl.nu/osk3

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(512): View more from Texas

Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.

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(512): Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person. http://tfl.nu/kj3e

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(512): View more from Texas

I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted

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(512): I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted http://tfl.nu/8clw

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?

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(860): I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that? http://tfl.nu/7o3y

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.

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But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.

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(901): I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes. (901): But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes. http://tfl.nu/ipaj

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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(704): Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls. http://tfl.nu/ygpr

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list

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"Only you can prevent yeast infections."

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(609): Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list (856): "Only you can prevent yeast infections." http://tfl.nu/zmgo

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(646): View more from New York

he was definitely tindering while i gave him head

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(646): he was definitely tindering while i gave him head http://tfl.nu/dzhu

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