I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I supernannyed him into submission