She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nicole vs. Life
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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