just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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