the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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