Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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