At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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