I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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