Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
soo... how was my night?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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